They are mine, I ordered them so I could eat them (lemmy.world) I’m not very popular with my partner…
They don't know which plumbing fixtures are better or worse do you think a plumber would work here? (lemmy.world)
Sometimes I wonder if I misremember things because it sounds plausible but also like a dream (lemmy.world)
If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now. (lemmy.world)
True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza (lemmy.world)
My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory (lemmy.world)
Well that's one way to ruin my day (lemmy.world)
Consume more product! (lemmy.world)
Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well (lemmy.world)
I am just starting to get a buzz... (lemmy.world)
I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice (lemmy.world)
They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are (lemmy.world)
Average state of mainstream journalism (lemmy.world)
Now let's not go making this a habit... (lemmy.world)
Finally. (lemmy.world)
Your boss isn't voluntarily going to pay you more so do something about it (lemmy.world)
When will that bastard die? (lemmy.world)
They are mine, I ordered them so I could eat them (lemmy.world)
I’m not very popular with my partner…
They don't know which plumbing fixtures are better or worse do you think a plumber would work here? (lemmy.world)
No I won't feel bad about having ad blockers (lemmy.world)
It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic... (lemmy.world)
Employee helplines are only there to stop your employer getting sued (lemmy.world)
Sometimes I wonder if I misremember things because it sounds plausible but also like a dream (lemmy.world)
If Chomsky has taught me anything its that someone other than Gaza is getting genocided right now. (lemmy.world)
True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza (lemmy.world)
Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos? (lemmy.world)
My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory (lemmy.world)
Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street (lemmy.world)
I didn't need to know your ex husband gave you syphilis Deborah (lemmy.world)
Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem? (lemmy.world)
The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers (lemmy.world)