Decoy321

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Decoy321,

Holy shit, Bob the Angry Flower is still alive and kicking! It’s been on the Internet for like 3 decades. I remember reading these on dialup modems.

Decoy321,

Yes. It’s one of the biggest vectors for contagions. But since disease takes a while to become evident, most people don’t associate their sickness with the actual source of transmission.

Decoy321, (edited )

“how dare you?! I am an orca. That other name is offensive.”

Decoy321,

For a bathroom with that aesthetic, there are surprisingly few surfaces to snort cocaine off of.

Decoy321,

Huskies see this weather and think “yes, this is how the world should be.”

Decoy321,

My favorite part is the cats realization that they’d have to share the box.

Decoy321,

A bunch of people discussing the semantics of what to call it, while I just want to call it delicious.

Decoy321,

Yeah but you gotta catch em first

Decoy321,

Just gotta watch out for freezer burn and avoid the food being in the temperature danger zone for a significant time. The real issue here is that you’re essentially applying three separate transformations to your food (cooking, then freezing, then cooking again), which compounds the amount of possible error in your finished result.

Decoy321,

Huh, I did not know that. Thanks for the info!

Decoy321,

Your comment made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Decoy321,

Thank you for such insight, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart.

Decoy321, (edited )

Steaming chicken is the most boring way to cook chicken. The only way eastern cultures pull it off is with heavy use of seasonings and sauce.

This looks like someone shoved a pepper grinder under their nose and sneezed onto this chicken.

Decoy321,

Different instances.

Decoy321,

Same username though, so it could’ve been the same person. I’ve got the same username across like 4 instances.

Decoy321,

… You were supposed to the whole time …

Decoy321,

No one’s asking the important question:

Why is the penny silver?

Decoy321,

Put up some scaffolding! A few toothpicks with their edges blunted should do.

Decoy321,

This rule isn’t actually necessary, it’s an old wives tale. You won’t get cramps or anything from doing so unless you’re horrifically overeating.

Decoy321,

“All the Small Things” came out 24 years ago, in 1999. Meaning it came out last millennium!

I remember getting this CD at a virgin records store. We’re getting old, you fuckin whippersnappers.

Decoy321,

Hah! Nice comics! Gotta love the attention to detail with all the elves, that little nut puncher is quite the bastard.

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