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Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Time for a checkup!!!!

No need, Ive got an arsehole like a cigar cutter.

Delphia, to asklemmy in What is a niche interest or hobby you'd personally like to see represented more on Lemmy

Its a super unpopular pitch but the communities on Reddit for steroids and PEDs were some of the absolute best sources of information on them.

I dont do steroids, but I do use a few compounds that arent illegal but are considered performance enhancing drugs by world sporting bodies and trying to find anyone with practical experience with them outside of Reddit is like pulling teeth.

Delphia, to movies in Does anyone else remember this movie or am I going crazy?

Honestly from a close look at the picture I cant help but feel like this is AI generated and OP might be having some fun with us.

Something seems “off” with all 3 of the guys on the cover and I cant identify the car for the life of me.

Delphia, to asklemmy in Does wind power cause visual pollution in your opinion?

Id say that they arent exactly picturesque but they provide clean energy. So like sure… maybe dont put them everywhere, lets leave out the Unesco world heritage sites and National parks but theres an awful lot of otherwise unremarkable land that Id rather see a bunch of windmills on than the currently existing “fuckall”

Delphia, to asklemmy in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?

Tater Tots.

Now I dont “love” them as a standalone but I do a few really nice loaded versions for catering family events. I tried to “elevate” my dishes by making my own and while I could and they were a little better it took half a day and a shitload of mess.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

Delphia, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Fetishize This

We also have temper tantrums when we win.

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Fetishize This

I’m Australian but when I got Wayne Gretzky 3d hockey on the N64 I finished the game with the Flyers and any time I played a sports game since I dont look up the META or check stats, I just pick the Philly team. As I grew up and actually watched American sports, I just kept on supporting Philly. Have done for over 20 years so I know of the reputation.

Delphia, to star_wars in George Lucas demonstrating how to use an E-11 blaster on the set of Star Wars

Say whatever you want about where he took the franchise later and rereleases and whoring it out for every red cent… The man had a hell of a vision back in the day

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Fetishize This

Philly had a cup once, but we havent seen it in ages.

Delphia, to asklemmy in What are some of the stranger adaptations/adjustments to corporate culture you've noticed, and imagine emerging?

Yeah, its easy to find the video of the initial statement. Cant find the followup though.

It was the most amazingly professional “go fuck yourselves” Ive ever heard.

Delphia, to asklemmy in What are some of the stranger adaptations/adjustments to corporate culture you've noticed, and imagine emerging?

I cant find the video but there was a very serious accident in Australia at a theme park and several people died. The ambulance crews who attended reported that “The patients suffered injuries incompatible with life” and the media had a fucking field day about how paramedics shouldnt be making jokes and how cold and insensitive it was and blah blah blah.

The Ambulance service had a press conference the following day which was one of the absolute best public ass chewings Ive ever seen. The guy tore into the media like a wolverine. Heavily paraphrased but - “Our paramedics are not doctors, legally speaking they cannot pronounce someone dead. They do however know that a man who has been literally torn to pieces by heavy machinery cant be helped. They have to stand there, look at that scene and make a realistic professional assessment that the patient has suffered injuries that nobody could survive and report that. Then they have to look at the next person… and report that professionally too… and then the next one… And without doing any investigation into our procedures and the why of them you decide to report on OUR professionalism!?!”

Delphia, to lemmyshitpost in Time for a checkup!!!!

You know. I might be bragging, I might be exaggerating but if you’re willing to smoke it I’d be willing to give it a try.

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