Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.
The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.
If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you’re rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.
The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).
If a crazy fan rushes him for a hug, you dont know if they have a knife. It sounds outlandish but Monica Seles was stabbed by a deranged fan of her rival in 1992 in the middle of a tennis match. Nutcases happen. So he pushes them away, no harder than you or I would if some rando rushes us for a hug. They trip, fall and “hurt their back”.
Now he has an assault allegation on a woman a foot and a half shorter than him who just wanted to get a photo with him and he looks like an enormous asshole. Now that charge wont go anywhere in court because its essentially baseless, but a civil judgement over wether or not he is responsible for her injury is another story.
If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.
Paper filing is good, digital filing with proper backups is good.
At my job for a staff evaluation I have to fill out a paper checklist, scan it, then enter the information digitally, then print the digital one and file it in the employees file with the original checklist and then upload a pdf of the paper checklist AND the digital one…
Instead of just having the evaluation portal open on a tablet and doing it ONE TIME with a good backup system.
I just imagine someone in silver robes rapidly hovering through a Tron hallway because they just made the archaeological find of the century… a complete archive of knowyourmeme.com
Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate. (lemmynsfw.com)
Be careful when you go for a pee (i.imgflip.com)
The foot gonna rob a bank (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
If you ever feel useless (lemmy.today)
How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle: (mander.xyz)
It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys... (lemmy.ca)
George Clooney Says a ‘Great Script’ for New ‘Ocean’s’ Movie Exists, but He Won’t Call It ‘Ocean’s 14’: ‘We May End Up Doing Another One’ (variety.com)
Grandpa's legacy (startrek.website)
How do you like this, sexists? (i.imgflip.com)
Punt gun for mass-hunting waterfowl in a, uh, punt, Britain, 1900-1912 (lemmy.world)
Weapons of Gas Production (lemmy.today)
Choose A or B (lemmy.world)
The perfect Spotify wrapped doesn't exis....... (lemmy.world)
Funny how it became bathroom use and imaginary things drag queens do... (lemmy.ca)
Survive the zombie apocalypse (lemmy.zip)
Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of. (startrek.website)
Future historian breaks down and interprets memes (www.youtube.com)
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