Donjuanme

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Donjuanme,

This may be why the next generation isn’t driving as much, too much temptation to buy the brakes that won’t slow you down XD

Donjuanme,

I hate that I can’t get through all the trash that has been the readers digest for the last 2 decades. Maybe my memory is tinted, but it seems like it’s not what it used to be. Maybe my perspective has shifted.

Donjuanme,

Mine can tell if I’m sitting next to it’s desk or not. I’ve come to the conclusion it’s the deformation of the ground the desk is sitting on.

It’s really a silly amount of precision for what I use it for. But It’s so fun to lock g on .0000, even if only for a few seconds. Anyone who has a target of a specific amount of 0s can do it themselves. After the first 2 shits pretty random.

Donjuanme,

Half the buttons in a plane don’t do anything as long as everything is working. 90% of my numbers are made up on the spot

How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

I remember when it was just Hulu for $5 and Netflix for $8. Saved $50 a month from cable. Now it seems we spend more. I have four. Max, Peacock, Paramount and Hulu. Prime doesn’t count because it sucks balls. (Only paying Netflix when next Stranger Things and Squid Game is released). Curious to see what the average...

Donjuanme,

Game pass, GeForce now, YouTube premium, Hulu, Netflix, Apple, Disney, Max, Amazon prime, Paramount, and Grandma just insisted we sign up for peacock to watch the football games.

I want to cancel paramount and Disney, but some family members really enjoy some shows on it.

Donjuanme,

Sounds like he wants to air that he’s willing to not sleep well for the sake of… People not knowing he doesn’t sleep well… I’m not losing any sleep over this, I hope Mr. “People can’t know I don’t sleep well” doesn’t either.

Also the idea of privacy while posting to a public forum. Er but by the grace of god go I.

Donjuanme,

A few years ago “get rid of my virtues, stick with my vices”

This year “fuck it all, fuck virtues and vices, maybe I’ll try to call my mom once a week, it makes her happy”

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

Donjuanme,

I hate Deadpool because it got to use thunderstruck by ac/dc rather than the bridge scene in Thor Ragnarok where it would’ve been equally badass, and much better than a third iteration of Zeppelins immigrant song.

Donjuanme,

Weird you could replace the phantom menace with rots, dagger with “podracer” and your have another completely true sentence!

Donjuanme,

Donnie darko and the fifth element are terribly overrated. Films made to make teenagers think they’re deeper than they are.

The Hobbit films (and the rings of power) aren’t the worst thing to happen to the Lord of the rings.

Donjuanme,

I found a few movies that I genuinely enjoy that make the (or made at the time this was written and I tried it) bottom quartile. Malibu’s most wanted and “the crew” are movies I don’t skip by (but also never see any more :( ) basically ‘organized crime by the inept’ movies tickle me the right way

Donjuanme,

That’s the one with the magician and the teleporting/cloning right?

Nah that was a garbage movie too.

Donjuanme,

If you take the middle 15 minutes (return home to rave) scene out of the second matrix movie, I’m convinced it makes the entire trilogy 10x better.

Donjuanme,

I know a secret spot in the green of that map (not in the top half) where houses are less than 500k. But your children will kill themselves (driving) trying to get away from it (literally at least once a year while I was growing up), because it’s so damn boring.

Since I left I’ve heard it’s only gotten worse. The definition of agriculture/commuter town. It didn’t have to be that way but an explosion in the 80s on the other side of the country destroyed it’s hopes for prosperity.

Donjuanme,

Played this on dos, wish I’d learned more programming. Building randomness all the way up, banana velocity limit disabled, wind all the way up.

That was 96?

Donjuanme,

Or a different mechanism of detection,

Donjuanme,

Some public libraries have them on site.

Donjuanme,

I haven’t seen anyone say galavant, that’s a shame, somehow it got 2 seasons, and it’s brilliant the whole way through. If princess Bride had more back story arcs, fewer restrictions on how over the top they could make their characters, and was a musical, you’d have galavant.

Donjuanme,

Also try to catch the British iteration, after the first episode it’s an entirely different show!

Donjuanme,

Not a single person I wouldn’t recommend taskmaster to! This guy knows.

Donjuanme,

Once or twice a month I buy myself a cheap fast food hamburger because “at least I’m not in prison”, I call it my not in prison burger

Unfortunately I’ve also started getting a frostie on the way home sometimes because fucking life drags sometimes and I just need an ice cold reminder of things that used to make me happy. Now it’s just an empty calorie bandaid.

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