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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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ElBarto,
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Don’t listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it’s fun… :)

ElBarto,
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Filter that shit out then, that’s what I did.

ElBarto,
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Only slightly bigger than Australia and Western Australia is nearly twice the size of Texas…

ElBarto,
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Mercator can say whatever it wants, it’s not involved in this discussion.

ElBarto,
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Not with that attitude it doesn’t.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5a2fea5c-ff55-4041-83e9-35198c19bb15.gif

ElBarto,
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Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/045e15a5-6477-41d9-832e-2f76bc7c64aa.jpeg

ElBarto,
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I make all my dumb shit using my phone, pixellab on android does some basic enough stuff to make memes and shit.

ElBarto,
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I got permabanned from Reddit for saying Ian Watkins deserves to die in the least humane way possible, when I appealed I just said " google his name and tell me you don’t agree with me, I’ll wait", a week later I got my account back, even that admin was like " yeah fuck that guy"

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I’d quit the acting industry after that role, that’s all I’d need on my IMDb page.

ElBarto, (edited )
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Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

ElBarto,
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Awww man I miss that purple lil asshole, I used to make him swear all the time when I was a kid.

Plus now I can’t think of that Daisy, Daisy song without hearing his creepy little robotic voice.

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Where did the grass plates come from?

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I fist bump the air like I’ve just scored a game winning touchdown!

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That’s why I use this

Edits about typos are stupid pointless.

ElBarto,
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I used to tell people I’m about 5 minutes away when they did that on Reddit. Ask for my ETA I’ll give you it.

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It’s just this this

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/edd6c57a-c97d-4e70-96e0-4bc472a0034c.jpeg

Here’s a handy list. I know it’s Reddit but Lemmy uses the same formatting.

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Technically that’s wrong, enterprise is just a part of its name.

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