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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

ElBarto,
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As an entertainment show about tech, it’s a pretty decent show to watch, I wouldn’t use it to base my decisions on, but if you want to hear someone talk about tech stuff in a somewhat entertaining way I’d say give them ago, Linus can be a bit much sometimes but the rest of the crew are alright.

ElBarto,
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Trump: I’m trying to.

ElBarto,
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There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

ElBarto,
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The right kind of petty.

ElBarto,
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The nurse with the controller just incase the kid tries to make a run for it.

ElBarto,
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You’re lucky your Jad didn’t hear you say that.

ElBarto,
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It is, just not the way you’re probably thinking.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d366981-63cb-4c9e-ac62-3e49e0af864f.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b7c532a8-beaa-4640-99c0-39c0de6320b9.jpeg

Was the first thing I did after posting this.

ElBarto,
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This website should answer your question: cuberule.com

ElBarto,
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NO! You must pick a side and fight!

ElBarto,
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Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

ElBarto,
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I often wonder if a civilisation on an other planet would have evolved to make memes.

Are memes a strictly human thing or is it a byproduct of higher intelligence in a being?

What would a meme made on a distant planet even look like?

ElBarto,
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It stars James Franco and isn’t very good.

I feel like those 2 things are related.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f9cbfa39-b5c9-46cb-996e-84612dc18166.jpeg

Yes.

ElBarto,
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But how do we know James Cromwell isn’t Jeffrey Combs?

ElBarto,
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Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

ElBarto,
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What’s the odds that musk’s mum banged pol pot? I’d go somewhat high considering how much of a Disney villain she looks like.

ElBarto,
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I sing to my dogs all the time, they each have their own songs that get screamed at them and they love it.

ElBarto,
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I can at least agree with the last line.

Don’t use google.

ElBarto,
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Me: I work around the entertainment industry.

ElBarto,
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So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

ElBarto,
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Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman’s Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

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