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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

ElBarto,
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I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I’ve gotten was barely mean.

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👎

ElBarto,
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The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

ElBarto,
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I’ll be right…

ElBarto,
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Some of these AI image things have pretty good sense of humour, they can also be really fucking sassy with you.

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But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

ElBarto,
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Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they’re fucking horrible burgers.

It’s the ‘cool hipster vibe’ that got them liked.

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Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

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I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

ElBarto,
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Heil H… Santa

ElBarto,
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My theory is that cats domesticated us to serve them and once we were docile enough to be trusted they became lazy, but we got the last laugh, they didn’t predict our obsession with dressing them up in ridiculous but cute as fuck costumes just to make other humans go awww.

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They also have coyotes that wander into towns, an animal that’s bigger than a large SUV aka the moose.

I live in a country town and I saw a fox walking around for the first time in my life and he looked as confused as to why he was there as was.

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Yeah that got me good that one.

ElBarto,
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Makes sense.

ElBarto,
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Yeah it is.

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It has a hard time with replicating studio lighting, it’s pretty good with outdoor natural lighting.

Like this picture, you’d never pick that it was AI generated.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cd16df4b-912e-41c3-8d96-149bb19cd71c.jpeg

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Man, someone needs to make a filter that checks images.

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Pffft.

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God I hate the idea of that being your last days… Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?

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That’s a shit mullet.

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It made sense a few years ago, but come on, how many portable devices with large screens do we have now?

Plus if I could replicate 10 iPads so I could have a page open on each to make research easier, I’d do it. What’s better, having to switch between tabs or apps, or just grabbing a pad with the info ready to cross reference.

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