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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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revanced.net/revanced-manager

It’s also got patches for a couple of other apps in there.

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What’s that in hotdogs?

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That’s because it automatically allows camera permission obviously!

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Better?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/83fec26c-7f61-4017-b520-7f1cecbb9e41.jpeg

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No.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/95f559c4-b65a-4cbd-8285-7cd5bd9cf86b.jpeg

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We removed the problem and the worry went away.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/36fb434a-e399-4c3e-844e-b7f8d5153c67.jpeg

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Just run a hose and connect one of these.

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Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

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Isn’t it obvious?

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It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

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America: so far…

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Yes.

Especially the Kevin Bacon one.

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“silly sausage”, despite its redundancy.

That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.

That’s why Frankfurts have a German name, they’re serious and convenient.

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/d7/8e/20d78ebeeb5c059eaba70dc979ab8fa9.gif

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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

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That’s the best section to calm down in, there’s buttons you’re not only allowed to press but encouraged to mess with, there’s calming lights and you can put on a small light show.

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Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

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Yeah something definitely happened over the last week.

One of there ‘memes’ is about their gf telling them she had aids after hooking up, hopefully that’s a shit joke tho because that would suck for op.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o&t=5

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This is a world for children, a world that adults have to keep alive.

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These steamboat Mickey memes are getting out of hand… But that looks tasty af!

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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/e/ed/Wraith_Queen_%28The_Lost_Boys%29.jpg

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Wait, you guys dicks touch the water?

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/315825bd-ebdf-49e5-abb3-25cd116e5dbb.jpeg

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As a toothless and broke person this got me good. Been a while since I’ve been this personally attacked.

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