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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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Wait, you guys dicks touch the water?

ElBarto,
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That’s because it automatically allows camera permission obviously!

ElBarto, (edited )
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This is mine.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1baf7b6d-7cd6-4569-99f1-16cad08cc7f3.jpeg

ElBarto,
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No.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/95f559c4-b65a-4cbd-8285-7cd5bd9cf86b.jpeg

ElBarto,
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Better?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/83fec26c-7f61-4017-b520-7f1cecbb9e41.jpeg

ElBarto,
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We removed the problem and the worry went away.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/36fb434a-e399-4c3e-844e-b7f8d5153c67.jpeg

ElBarto, (edited )
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Just run a hose and connect one of these.

ElBarto,
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But I’m already midway through watching ds9

ElBarto, (edited )
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/d7/8e/20d78ebeeb5c059eaba70dc979ab8fa9.gif

ElBarto,
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Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

ElBarto,
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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

ElBarto,
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That’s the best section to calm down in, there’s buttons you’re not only allowed to press but encouraged to mess with, there’s calming lights and you can put on a small light show.

ElBarto,
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What’s that in hotdogs?

ElBarto,
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Isn’t it obvious?

ElBarto,
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Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

ElBarto,
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

ElBarto,
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It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

ElBarto, (edited )
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/e/ed/Wraith_Queen_%28The_Lost_Boys%29.jpg

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/315825bd-ebdf-49e5-abb3-25cd116e5dbb.jpeg

ElBarto, (edited )
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o&t=5

ElBarto,
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revanced.net/revanced-manager

It’s also got patches for a couple of other apps in there.

ElBarto, (edited )
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Yes.

Especially the Kevin Bacon one.

ElBarto,
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Yeah something definitely happened over the last week.

One of there ‘memes’ is about their gf telling them she had aids after hooking up, hopefully that’s a shit joke tho because that would suck for op.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

ElBarto,
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My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

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