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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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This is a world for children, a world that adults have to keep alive.

ElBarto, (edited )
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For the same reason I only put $10 of fuel in at a time … I’M BROKE BITCH!

ElBarto, (edited )
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There’s a moment when they’re getting interviewed where Trey slips into reality for a second before the acid rolls back in.

Here it is..

ElBarto,
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America: so far…

ElBarto,
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“silly sausage”, despite its redundancy.

That always bothered me, sausages are naturally silly, first we shoved the ground up and spiced meat of the animal into its own intestines, then we make it into phallic shapes, then when we cook them they jump around and scream like tiny little limbless people.

That’s why Frankfurts have a German name, they’re serious and convenient.

ElBarto,
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Hey now, who said you could live on my planet?

ElBarto,
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All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

ElBarto,
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That’s the best section to calm down in, there’s buttons you’re not only allowed to press but encouraged to mess with, there’s calming lights and you can put on a small light show.

ElBarto, (edited )
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv1urfDXs-o&t=5

ElBarto,
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We removed the problem and the worry went away.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/36fb434a-e399-4c3e-844e-b7f8d5153c67.jpeg

ElBarto,
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No.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/95f559c4-b65a-4cbd-8285-7cd5bd9cf86b.jpeg

ElBarto, (edited )
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This is mine.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1baf7b6d-7cd6-4569-99f1-16cad08cc7f3.jpeg

ElBarto,
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Better?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/83fec26c-7f61-4017-b520-7f1cecbb9e41.jpeg

ElBarto,
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These steamboat Mickey memes are getting out of hand… But that looks tasty af!

ElBarto,
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Yeah I hate how Lemmy fucks up gifs, mine just converts them to jpgs lol.

I like how it became a hoarders anonymous meeting at the end.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/315825bd-ebdf-49e5-abb3-25cd116e5dbb.jpeg

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least it’s not the R Kelly trickle down economics.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, but only because resistance is futile.

ElBarto, (edited )
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Ok, how about Gnu ÷ Linux

ElBarto,
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Fireworkes a slightly cooler than that, at least they flash pretty colours when they terrorize people.

ElBarto,
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Ahhh I see someone else found out what their cheese limit is. I haven’t shit properly since Christmas Eve.

ElBarto,
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Yeah something definitely happened over the last week.

One of there ‘memes’ is about their gf telling them she had aids after hooking up, hopefully that’s a shit joke tho because that would suck for op.

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