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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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But he’s passed out in the back, so this teenagers gonna slap your burger together.

ElBarto,
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I’ll be right…

ElBarto,
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Fuck you, I’ll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

ElBarto,
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I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

ElBarto,
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Me reading this comment chain:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cbe09147-63d0-4692-8814-da6541346f1d.jpeg

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Plus the moment he made it rain during his Superbowl show whilst playing purple rain.

I don’t care what anyone says, it rained because of prince.

ElBarto,
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When you sing the handy tune it does.

ElBarto,
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˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9998e22d-97d0-4d7b-a331-7c96b70aeceb.jpeg

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👎

ElBarto, (edited )
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Yeah I didn’t notice it till after I posted, should have flipped that bottom image to make the joke work better, but it’s lemmyshitpost so why bother.

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I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I’ve gotten was barely mean.

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Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

ElBarto,
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Yeah that got me good that one.

ElBarto,
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Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

ElBarto,
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Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they’re fucking horrible burgers.

It’s the ‘cool hipster vibe’ that got them liked.

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They also have coyotes that wander into towns, an animal that’s bigger than a large SUV aka the moose.

I live in a country town and I saw a fox walking around for the first time in my life and he looked as confused as to why he was there as was.

ElBarto,
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Maybe you are drunk!

ElBarto,
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What is the pot for?

That’s to help you get the munchies to eat all the awesome treats you’ll make.

ElBarto,
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Some of these AI image things have pretty good sense of humour, they can also be really fucking sassy with you.

ElBarto,
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Why the eye tho?

ElBarto,
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Makes sense.

ElBarto,
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My theory is that cats domesticated us to serve them and once we were docile enough to be trusted they became lazy, but we got the last laugh, they didn’t predict our obsession with dressing them up in ridiculous but cute as fuck costumes just to make other humans go awww.

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Yeah it is.

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It has a hard time with replicating studio lighting, it’s pretty good with outdoor natural lighting.

Like this picture, you’d never pick that it was AI generated.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cd16df4b-912e-41c3-8d96-149bb19cd71c.jpeg

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