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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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ElBarto,
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Filter that shit out then, that’s what I did.

ElBarto,
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I never posted on Reddit, I only commented, because every time I posted anything, someone would come be an asshole about it. Here tho, I’ve been posting a lot more than I ever did and I don’t get abused for it, unless that was my intent.

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Mercator can say whatever it wants, it’s not involved in this discussion.

ElBarto,
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Only slightly bigger than Australia and Western Australia is nearly twice the size of Texas…

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I played too much red dead, I’m like " I don’t remember a character named Brits.

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Don’t listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it’s fun… :)

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I can at least agree with the last line.

Don’t use google.

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I make all my dumb shit using my phone, pixellab on android does some basic enough stuff to make memes and shit.

ElBarto,
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Awww man I miss that purple lil asshole, I used to make him swear all the time when I was a kid.

Plus now I can’t think of that Daisy, Daisy song without hearing his creepy little robotic voice.

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Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman’s Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

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ElBarto,
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I used to tell people I’m about 5 minutes away when they did that on Reddit. Ask for my ETA I’ll give you it.

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Here’s a handy list. I know it’s Reddit but Lemmy uses the same formatting.

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It’s just this this

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That’s why I use this

Edits about typos are stupid pointless.

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Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

ElBarto,
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Not with that attitude it doesn’t.

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Where did the grass plates come from?

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I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

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I got permabanned from Reddit for saying Ian Watkins deserves to die in the least humane way possible, when I appealed I just said " google his name and tell me you don’t agree with me, I’ll wait", a week later I got my account back, even that admin was like " yeah fuck that guy"

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Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

ElBarto,
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I’d quit the acting industry after that role, that’s all I’d need on my IMDb page.

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I fist bump the air like I’ve just scored a game winning touchdown!

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