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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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The J is pronounced like the J in Jesus (Spanish pronunciation)

ElBarto,
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The make you cry channel presents: Northern hemisphere winter solstice chemical reaction

ElBarto,
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What’s the odds that musk’s mum banged pol pot? I’d go somewhat high considering how much of a Disney villain she looks like.

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least you made it on the map.

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Fuckin Japan, every answer is just 5 new questions.

ElBarto,
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Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

ElBarto,
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It made sense a few years ago, but come on, how many portable devices with large screens do we have now?

Plus if I could replicate 10 iPads so I could have a page open on each to make research easier, I’d do it. What’s better, having to switch between tabs or apps, or just grabbing a pad with the info ready to cross reference.

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I do not care what the creator of The Game says, he lost ownership of it years ago, society decides when it’s over and it’s not, so you just lost the game…

Rack em up again boys!

ElBarto,
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Here. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bb15bf16-6760-4989-a8c5-f68d5bb8e6ac.jpeg

ElBarto,
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So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

ElBarto,
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Here.

ElBarto,
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I’m pretty sure that’s how AI image generation works.

ElBarto,
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Take that Reddit! Our “We did it …” moments get the right person!

ElBarto,
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A previously alive person.

ElBarto,
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Yeah and the keep fucking up my porn searches.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/92528ece-2ba6-4ca8-ab30-f5ee53f497c4.gif

ElBarto,
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Bottom draw , back left, just behind the jar of teeth.

ElBarto,
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But we’re all richer for it.

ElBarto,
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That company does top notch parody porn.

ElBarto,
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I sing to my dogs all the time, they each have their own songs that get screamed at them and they love it.

ElBarto,
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He was once alive.

ElBarto,
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He ded.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cd99d20a-a473-4c81-a11a-d572c5159714.gif

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I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.

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Me: I work around the entertainment industry.

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