EmergMemeHologram

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EmergMemeHologram,

A big part of quality of life is trying to make it good.

The stoics taught that you should focus on what you can control, and that still holds true. I can’t fix the world, I can try, but I can focus on searching for joy in my life.

So for 2024 don’t let the doomers keep you down, you need to put your own oxygen mask on first and try to find the things that will make you happier. Go camping, try a hobby, ask for a promotion you’ve been after.

Dont go full “hakuna matata”, deal with the important stuff you need to, but don’t forget about yourself.

EmergMemeHologram,

Incel is a mindset, plenty of women will look past looks for people who make them laugh, or are interesting, or who do fun things with them.

When you show women 10000 photos and ask them to choose from them, yes they’ll go for looks, that’s all the signal they get.

My advice to incels is to find some fun hobbies, could be hiking or solitary things, as long as it makes you happy. When you’re happy, people will be drawn to you. If you focus on being butter and angry, people will sense that and avoid you.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

As a counter example, I bought a $100 camera from a pharmacy when I was 15 that took low to mid quality photos and I was so happy with it. I learned about focus, bokeh, framing, etc despite having like 6 preset settings, and that got me into photography. Later I bought a low end DSLR and took 1000 pictures a day during the summer.

For wood carving a $60 set of knives was enough to get me into the hobby, now I get to spend too much money on stuff.

Cheap options can be very helpful to find out if you like something.

EmergMemeHologram,

I do hate that whenever I mention I liked an older show I get “oooh, you know about the producer/lead actor/writer right?” And then I find out something awful and depressing.

How was everyone in show business so fucking terrible? Did Satan require a cosigner on any new media produced or something, like what the hell?

EmergMemeHologram,

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EmergMemeHologram,

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

I think it’s more that billionaires have very few people to surround themselves with except for sycophants and other billionaires.

Nobody says no to them, everything they’ve ever done was the right thing according to everyone around them, so why should the next thing they do or say be wrong?

Covid really really accelerated the craziness among them.

EmergMemeHologram,

Watermarked “DominionMediaTV”

This is clearly Gamma quadrant propaganda to me.

EmergMemeHologram,

Captain, I just finished upgrading your chair again, it now has subwoofers, 6 built in comm displays to watch movies on, and hydraulics tied into our EPS relays. I don’t have time to teach you how to use it, so don’t touch that button

EmergMemeHologram,

Rule of Acquisition 17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi

They don’t exactly treat everyone equally.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

The man went from Legate, to self proclaimed saviour of Bajor, to literal hitler, to Gul, to outlaw, to folk hero, to Legate and saviour of his people, to outlaw again, to Bajoran Antichrist.

EmergMemeHologram,

You can’t fix everything Trip.

EmergMemeHologram,

Lying is practically all the Vulcans do according to Enterprise.

EmergMemeHologram,

Fire.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.

123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly,

Maurice Moss.

EmergMemeHologram,

Thank you, I missed out on a lot of jamaharon to learn it

EmergMemeHologram,

I loved this movie as a kid. It gave me horrible nightmares.

EmergMemeHologram,

I don’t give money to homeless people anymore.

I used to work near a shelter and I’d get chased and harassed for money, I got threatened and yelled at regularly, and I got mugged once. Now being around the homeless makes me incredibly uneasy.

I donate to food banks and the shelters, but no way am I ever giving some unaccountable homeless person cash. If they want my help they can go through the proper channels, I know many won’t, but I don’t have the tools to find or help those people.

EmergMemeHologram,

I bet he’d be maquis though.

Not like a fighter, just a smuggler in the badlands, dodging Cardassian patrols and avoiding Federation weigh stations.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

Draw a triangle.

In one corner put Coca Cola, in another cotton candy, and in the third liquorice.

Root beer tastes like the point in the middle, maybe slightly towards cotton candy and away from liquorice.

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