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EmperorHenry, to memes in Lies, deception!
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If Alexa, Cortana and Siri aren’t always listening, how can they pick their names out of conversations?

EmperorHenry, to memes in Standards shouldn't be behind a paywall
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I don’t get this one.

EmperorHenry, to memes in It's a simple world view
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that wouldn’t be a free market. The idea of a free market means that working hard makes you go farther. But our economy punishes hard work and rewards constant failure.

I understand what you’re saying, but what a free market is supposed to be on paper isn’t what we have. What we have is an oligarchy dicatorship.

EmperorHenry, to programmer_humor in Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?
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reminds me of what youtube was doing to firefox users for awhile.

EmperorHenry, to memes in It's a simple world view
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unregulated anarcho-free market capitalism. THAT’S the problem.

In a real free market, the banks that committed so much fraud in 2008 that they crashed the economy wouldn’t have gotten bailouts.

GM and ford both went bankrupt multiple times from their own greed and stupidity. In a real free market, they wouldn’t have gotten bailouts. Or the airline companies, no bailouts for them in a free market either.

EmperorHenry, to memes in Not such a conspiracy theory now
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Actually, plenty of right-wingers, shitlibs and actual left wingers are against the microchip thing Elon is doing.

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
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The way british people say is “Al-yoo-min-ee-um” Instead of the correct way “ah-loo-min-um”

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
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And pronounce aluminum the wrong way too.

And pronounce the letter H incorrectly! Why not?

EmperorHenry, to memes in alternative to trees
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Well of course, you can’t give working class people any money for working, you can only give them a slave-wage. That’s why all manufacturing was outsourced to very underdeveloped countries when NAFTA was first put into place.

You can easily get away with exploiting people who have no other choice but to work for a dollar per year, but it’s much more difficult to do that to someone’s neighbor in their community.

EmperorHenry, to memes in alternative to trees
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even so, I bet the billionaires were ecstatic about how it doesn’t give any shade on hot days

EmperorHenry, to lemmyshitpost in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
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Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.

EmperorHenry, to memes in alternative to trees
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Well Trees don’t make as much money for rich people who own everything and Trees make hot days more comfortable for homeless people

EmperorHenry, to linuxmemes in Accurate?
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There’s ways to make windows private.

EmperorHenry, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Try it
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One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal…I created something horrifying in my stomach.

And when the burps stopped…there was calm before a storm…of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

EmperorHenry, to memes in I need it
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YES! I can’t use the GPS on my phone because of the data it collects

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