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FartsWithAnAccent

@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world

Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

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FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Now this is sand worm racing!”

-Wesley Crusher

FartsWithAnAccent,
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If you didn’t text with a rotary phone you were a fucking noob: There, I said it.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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A Moto Razr I think, my first smartphone was a Palm Centro.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Might steal this one lol

FartsWithAnAccent,
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[gorilla noises intensify]

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Dude, just talk to her. Not saying there’s anything wrong with treating her to a spa day but come on…

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Yes, it’s me.

No, I can’t control the accent on a whim: It’s diet dependent.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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One…

Two-hooo…

Uh-three- breaks beak on iron bar

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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I broke their wrist in art class after they hit me with a chair. Got suspended of course, but it was worth it: People didn’t really fuck with me after that.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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LPT: Have a friend distract the teacher before you beat your bully’s ass.

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Stop on by !micromobility if you’re interested in ebikes, scooters, bicycles, skateboards, or whatever personal transport might interest you.

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