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FartsWithAnAccent

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Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.

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FartsWithAnAccent,
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If you didn’t text with a rotary phone you were a fucking noob: There, I said it.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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A Moto Razr I think, my first smartphone was a Palm Centro.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Yes, it’s me.

No, I can’t control the accent on a whim: It’s diet dependent.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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LPT: Have a friend distract the teacher before you beat your bully’s ass.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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I broke their wrist in art class after they hit me with a chair. Got suspended of course, but it was worth it: People didn’t really fuck with me after that.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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One…

Two-hooo…

Uh-three- breaks beak on iron bar

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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Bowel obstruction jokes aside, this shit seems like it could kill people so don’t actually do it.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Understandable.

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“Good news everyone: It’s a suppository!”

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I miss the days where the biggest scandal was the president being a ho

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Stop on by !micromobility if you’re interested in ebikes, scooters, bicycles, skateboards, or whatever personal transport might interest you.

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It’s available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Now this is sand worm racing!”

-Wesley Crusher

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