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Business apps at work? Shocking!

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Jaundice Pete, probably.

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Carrying 5 people in comfort while towing a trailer as well?

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How to avoid going on dates 101.

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I think you’re right, but too lazy to confirm.

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I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

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Hand banana?

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I just ask ChatGPT these days.

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And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

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Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

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I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

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Who are you, sweety?

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Chapter 2: But seriously, try sleeping.

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Keep that removed away from your foundation!

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I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

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Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

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At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

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Is that a drumstick or a wing?

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Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

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Avocados 🥑 are pricey…but you need to eat the toast to keep up your cred.

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Rude!

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Same advice for billionaires.

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Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

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Good way to choke, but carry on.

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This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.

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