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Fixbeat,

I just ask ChatGPT these days.

Fixbeat,

Business apps at work? Shocking!

Fixbeat,

I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

Fixbeat,

How to avoid going on dates 101.

Fixbeat,

Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

Fixbeat,

Is that a drumstick or a wing?

Fixbeat,

Who are you, sweety?

Fixbeat,

And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

Fixbeat,

Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Fixbeat,

+man-boobs.

Fixbeat,

Hand banana?

Fixbeat,

At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

Fixbeat,

I think you’re right, but too lazy to confirm.

Fixbeat,

Same advice for billionaires.

Fixbeat,

Good way to choke, but carry on.

Fixbeat,

Chapter 2: But seriously, try sleeping.

Fixbeat,

I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

Fixbeat,

Paging Mike Hunt!

Fixbeat,

Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

Fixbeat,

I’m not sure how to feel about I fvcked your mom jokes.

Fixbeat,

Avocados 🥑 are pricey…but you need to eat the toast to keep up your cred.

Fixbeat,

Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

Fixbeat,

Keep that removed away from your foundation!

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Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

Fixbeat,

Rude!

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