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Business apps at work? Shocking!

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Hand banana?

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Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

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And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

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How to avoid going on dates 101.

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Chapter 2: But seriously, try sleeping.

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I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

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I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

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At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

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Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

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Same advice for billionaires.

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Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

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I just ask ChatGPT these days.

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Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

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This reminds me of the scorpion and the frog.

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Carrying 5 people in comfort while towing a trailer as well?

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Jaundice Pete, probably.

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Is that ajit pai? Lol

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That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

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Vigorous hand job: the best kind. Kudos, David.

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Ghouls can’t smile.

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But, raisins are made of grapes, and grapes are great.

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Skeletor sure is expressive for a skull.

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Are you twirling your mustache?

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My SO does. Their feet are always hot and they sleep with their feet out. Mine are always cold so I wear sock always.

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