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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Not with that attitude.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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Yes.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in "Triangle! Triangle!" by Last Place Comic
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Worm-curious?

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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Or maybe do put your dick in that.

FlyingSquid, to asklemmy in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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I said this in another thread-

Most Americans aren’t interested or even capable of fighting in a civil war. When you live paycheck-to-paycheck, you’re not going to abandon your family to fight on the front lines.

And a huge percentage of Americans live paycheck-to-paycheck.

Texas would have to have a draft.

Good luck with that.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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Don’t worry, we don’t want to take over the world, we only want to get revenge on those fucking crabs.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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Thank you, OpenStars, that is very kind of you. And if I didn’t have the Lemmy equivalent of face blindness, I’m sure I would have similar nice things to say about you. You seem like a very nice person!

However, as far as Eldrich strangeness goes, worry no more! Our natural world is strange enough!

phys.org/news/2013-02-bird-plane-squid.html

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Don't
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is so bitchin'!
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I’m sad that no one got my Rugburns reference.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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That’s what a passionate kiss from his sister was for.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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I’m not. Proof: I haven’t yet.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Sleeping position
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You know what’s fun? The post-surgery “you always sleep on this side? Learn to sleep on the other one because you’re going to be this way for weeks, motherfucker” sleeping position.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response
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Wrong vehicle for around here. Around here it’s the largest, ugliest, noisiest truck you can possibly get. If it is extra-polluting, that’s a bonus.

We also used to have a guy in my neighborhood who would sit in his driveway and just rev his Harley for like an hour and a half. He could get away with it because we’re outside city limits, so there are no noise ordinances. Thankfully, he no longer lives around here.

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