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FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Spread the word! But I don’t like bourbon.
But I don’t like bourbon.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I’ve long imagined what that must be like…
I’ve long imagined what that must be like…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.
I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lmk I think I’ve… no, I’ve never done any of that before, sorry.
I think I’ve… no, I’ve never done any of that before, sorry.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…
I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel But is a hot dog a sandwich?
But is a hot dog a sandwich?
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in 'We are splattered here today' “The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”
“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. There are other coffee shops.
There are other coffee shops.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.
I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee. They would laugh as they ate your face.
They would laugh as they ate your face.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this. What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?: “UHD?”
What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:
“UHD?”
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Congratulations ! On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.
On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.
FlyingSquid, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Congratulations ! That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.
That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.