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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Unpopular opinion
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I think there is a happy medium between that and ‘we should never have left the oceans’ and that happy medium is ‘before nuclear fusion.’

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe
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Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd6dafcd-41c6-4899-a489-6fdb4639832f.png

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in You Are
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World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
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That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl
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Which community were you thinking of? Asking for a friend.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
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Yes.

FlyingSquid, to memes in Spices too
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My mom was (and is) a terrible cook in many other ways, but the ‘I’m not making you anything with onions in it’ as a kid kind of sucked.

I’m just glad my grandmother was a good cook.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
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I don’t know who runs the Jerusalem Post, but they are constantly measuring asteroids passing near Earth against ridiculous things.

182 beavers - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-754217

100 hot dogs - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-749385

48 eggplants - www.jpost.com/science/article-740160

6 Darth Vaders (on Star Wars Day) - www.jpost.com/science/article-741979

That’s just a sample. They do it all the time.

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Someone talk to me about Go (the board game). I'm in the process of learning it right now.
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There is an incredible book called The Master of Go by Yasunari Kawabata, a Nobel-winning Japanese author. It’s based on the true story of a master-level Go game that took six months.

I know that doesn’t sound very interesting, but trust me. It really is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Go

FlyingSquid, to memes in Spices too
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My mother does not like onions.

I am glad I did not inherit that horrific genetic abnormality.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
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I just wanna new duck.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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Give me a chance!

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