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FlyingSquid,
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That sounds worse to me… Especially since this isn’t 196.

FlyingSquid,
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So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.

FlyingSquid,
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I was at the convenient care clinic this morning, and a girl who couldn’t have been more than 18 months old, saw a boy who was about her age and said, “a baby! Hi, baby!”

FlyingSquid,
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Someone’s getting coal this year.

FlyingSquid,
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As an expert scientician with a degree in science, I can tell you in my educated opinion that Santa’s Quantum Superposition Theory is the best explanation for how I got a Zartan action figure in 1985 without ever telling my mom and dad I wanted one.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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OP, I have shown this image to both my wife and daughter and the consensus in my household is that Caillou is indeed that bald little fuck.

FlyingSquid,
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“Neuralink Premium halves the number of ads in your dreams for only $8 a month!”

FlyingSquid,
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Do you think there are lazy jerks on the Enterprise who only take the turbolift up one deck, holding it up for everyone else?

FlyingSquid,
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Oh whatever. I’m a Jew. Israel is committing genocide. It’s that simple. What they are doing is why I am scared for my life. Because they are radicalizing people against Jews through this genocide. Maybe you need a little empathy.

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particularly the part about how it takes a huge tragedy for the population to realize that maybe we should make society nice for other people.

I’m not sure how accurate that really is anymore.

FlyingSquid,
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FlyingSquid,
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You do need a shovel for afterward though.

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Yes, that’s why it’s between the sidewalk and the grass.

…I’ll see myself out.

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