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FlyingSquid,
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You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK after you ask them something.

FlyingSquid,
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“Hang on, I have to go string Deanna along again.”

FlyingSquid,
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Even empaths have project boyfriends.

FlyingSquid,
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“I thought it was what I did to the beautiful alien of the week.”

FlyingSquid,
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Sure. I hate Google. I also hate Coca-Cola and Walmart and Nestle. And I hate Georgia-Pacific. The problem is, I need toilet paper.

There are so many evil companies out there. It’s too late to worry about them all. The system as a whole is a problem. Picking and choosing which evil company is too evil to use does nothing. It’s a feel-good “solution” like recycling. It solves nothing. It doesn’t make the world a better place.

So fuck it, I’ll use Google products. It won’t make a difference under late-stage capitalism.

FlyingSquid,
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It absolutely is hard to cut Walmart out of your life if it’s the only store of its type in town because all the other stores went out of business. It’s hard to cut Georgia-Pacific out of your life if you want to use virtually any paper or wood product in the United States. And considering the environmental damage, Georgia-Pacific is a lot more evil than Google.

Also, any phone you bought has parts in it made by giant evil companies, probably exploiting child labor.

Sorry, but you cannot escape supporting atrocities in the contemporary world unless you live in a shack in the woods. Not using Google will simply not make the world a better place when the problem is capitalism.

FlyingSquid,
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I have a kid. I sure feel old these days.

FlyingSquid,
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I’m 46. Quake came out when I was 19. Of course I know about Quake.

FlyingSquid,
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If you ever played an Atari 2600, you understand the concept of an unpauseable game you play at home.

FlyingSquid,
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Don’t forget the companion book, The Adventures of Huckleharry Kim.

FlyingSquid,
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He died for your sins, you know.

FlyingSquid,
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Tuvix never came back. Harry returned from the dead!

FlyingSquid,
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Who would Marcy and Peppermint Patty be in this scenario?

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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Data Snoopy is in the right place.

FlyingSquid,
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Isn’t that who Sally is supposed to be?

FlyingSquid,
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He does it with his typewriter on top of his dog house.

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