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I was a projectionist when that movie came out. As a consequence, there are parts of that movie that I watched and parts of the audio I couldn’t ignore dozens of times.

Sometimes that didn’t make me hate the movies that came out when I was a projectionist.

This was not one of those times.

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t know that for a fact, it’s just my personal observation. Sorry to give you the wrong impression if I did.

FlyingSquid,
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A lot of people hate it, but I still really enjoy it. It’s a variation of the Brothers Grimm story Hans in Luck.

FlyingSquid,
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I guess it just means I’m not a big nostalgia for nostalgia’s sake guy because I’m Gen X and I didn’t like Ready Player One either. The book was marginal and the movie was awful. I’m not sure why I even watched the movie after reading the book. I guess mostly because of The Shining part, which, meh.

FlyingSquid,
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I would guess stream the audio and sync it up with an avatar.

FlyingSquid,
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The original opening was supposed to be Archer’s Theme, the music played over the end credits.

FlyingSquid,
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You can wash those.

FlyingSquid,
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All I can think is that’s one bad misaimed diarrhea attack away from seriously needing reupholstering.

FlyingSquid,
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But then, like, his brother needed to get the wife preggo* and didn’t so he could inherite all of his dad’s shit, so he kept up with some awesome pull out game**… so god smites him, too.

And that’s why you’ll go to hell if you touch yourself down there, Billy.

FlyingSquid,
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It’s a sling, but if you rub it, it becomes a catapult.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
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I believe that’s called a fiancee.

FlyingSquid,
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I know, but they also claim that’s why you aren’t supposed to masturbate. That’s why another word for masturbation is ‘onanism.’

FlyingSquid,
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You can look at banned book lists. There are plenty of banned books which are banned simply because there are queer themes. Some because they talk about race in a frank way. The top 10 most challenged books of 2022 include books by John Green and Toni Morrison. A Handmaid’s Tale also often pops up on banned books lists because we can’t have girls learning about what fascists have planned for them.

By the way, your local public library should have all of these books, but if they don’t, you can either request the library get them or get them through inter-library loan.

FlyingSquid,
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You’re parent clickbait. “Honey, that’s one of the twelve things THEY don’t want you to know about!”

FlyingSquid,
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Congrats your country filtered you into E1.

Only if they’re looking for cannon fodder. I’m 46 and chronically ill.

I don’t think I need to know any military abbreviations.

FlyingSquid,
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There are sophisticated 20 year olds and there boorish 60 year olds.

Hence the word ‘can.’

The dichotomy you describe isn’t real, it’s projected onto these women.

Poise and sophistication is something that often comes with age regardless of gender.

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when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

I’m 46. I’m married, but if I was single, I find women near my age more attractive than much younger women. The sophistication and poise that can come with age is more attractive to me. I’m not saying I would kick either of the above women out of my bed, but I’d much rather be with someone in their 40s.

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah, that sounds like a good stupid test. “You must be at least this smart to date me.”

FlyingSquid,
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So you’re saying she’s single?

FlyingSquid,
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Sure, that’s what Janeway said when she killed Tuvix.

FlyingSquid,
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“Let us tell you the advantages of adding your uniqueness to our own. Have you thought of what will happen if you don’t join the collective before you die?”

FlyingSquid,
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FlyingSquid,
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I’m done.

I’m tired of pretending Rick Asltey is a joke.

Does this sound like a joke to you people?

Rick Astley is damn talented.

FlyingSquid,
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I guess we have different interpretations. It’s always seemed like it was “tricked you into listening to that awful song!” to me. But maybe I’m the outlier?

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