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FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in A Real Adult
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They’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Linus does not fuck around
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you know… that could be YT gold right there.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in Cave Bear
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Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Title
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Shit. Now I have to go find the ugliest dude I can that’s wearing a French maid outfit…

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to cooking in [joke]Broke out grandma’s candy thermometer….
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For those curious, making KAF’s Apple Cider Caramels

Edit: I used generic apple cider vinegar, cuz that’s what I had. In any case the flavor is there and it’s at thread stage,

Edit 2: it’s out. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/27ae3c8e-4b12-4de6-a0af-798ee4e134bf.jpeg

Might have gotten it out a bit too soon- the digital meter was saying 245-250(grr) and it’s a hair on the soft side. It lost a bit of the apple flavor compared to when it was at thread temp… if you want a sharp hit, maybe add some more of the cider vinegar. The flavor is still there, but iat thread it was (tart) apple->Carmel, now it’s carmel-> apple

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Can you install thid 25 year old program?
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Just because it installed, doesn’t mean it doesn’t run.

Or doesn’t come with 50x “are you sure” prompts

FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in Too soon!
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They are thrown out of the bar

I’m surprised you weren’t with that joke. speaking from experience, i love my lame jokes. (and I’m not totally stealing this one…not at all.)

FuglyDuck, to starwarsmemes in The Trekkies didn't like (and in fact got angry) at the mere image of Jedi Master Kirk, with his lightsaber phaser.
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Remember that time, Spock built a lightsaber?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7776a000-3ba7-4f55-8326-ebcea1c4b74e.png
And then Kirk stole it like a lil bitch, because he wanted one too?
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f917d22e-a61d-406d-9dec-77365fb3a70c.png

FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in "The Mario Bros." By Safely Endangered
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FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein
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Because natural foods are sweet when they’re the most nutritious.

Fruit, for example, or carrots (which convert it’s starches into sugars to avoid freezing.)

Prior to modern food preservation and heavily processed foods, getting calories was hard enough on its own, so we’re primed to seek calorie rich food.

We’ve evolved- technologically- to the point that’s no longer true, but our biology hasn’t caught up yet.

FuglyDuck, to starwarsmemes in Anon tells you about The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker
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Pretty sure Watto had to sell her to help cover gambling debts from anakin winning. I could be wrong, but it would have been fairly simple for the Jedi to send somebody out to take care of it.

But then the Jedi are all brainwashed slaves anyhow.

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Completely untrue nowadays...
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shhhhhh… they need to justify the price tag…

FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in JPEG
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Pick a side, you monster, you.

FuglyDuck, to comicstrips in Coins
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Eh. Depends on the coins. If they’re made of ferromagnetic metals, sure.

Not all coins are.

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to science_memes in uhhh uhhhhh
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I’ve come to the conclusion…. That if there are species out there able to travel interstellar distances in a reasonable time, then they have the ability to know humans are fucking nuts- because they can detect the radioactive isotopes in the atmosphere.

Which means the only ones coming are even more nuts than we are.

This, leads me to assume that either, they’re genocidal maniacs out to destroy everything that’s not them, (a la the bad guys in Ian Douglas’ Semper Mars series,)

Or, they’re Space Mormons.

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