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I’m from space!

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ChromeOS hit version 119 in December. That one is obviously the best.

This community has such a bias against web apps.

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Attend a gamblers anonymous meeting and you’ll meet a lot of people who have lost more than 100%

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You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

Hang in there!

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A true man of science.

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One’s ass can quantum lock onto a rascal scooter if enough Reese’s are consumed.

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This is a phenomenon known as quantum locking. Since bald men don’t have hair to keep their heads warm, their heads can get really cold and act like a super conductor. The bottle cap can levitate and lock into position because any change in positioning would change the flux lines and disturb the state of superconductivity.

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Only for walking birds.

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I told my wife about this sign and she said there was a bird in the cafe last week.

There were no birds in the establishment when I was there today. The sign clearly works.

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I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

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I was going to resell this meme on the black market, but they watermarked it. Damn.

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You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

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Did GTA online ever actually become a good game?

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Remember OP, when Peter Parker gets bit by the radioactive spider, he no longer needs glasses.

Glasses = blurry

No Glasses = Perfect vision

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