GluWu

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GluWu,

About what?

GluWu, (edited )

Die Antwoord

GluWu,

Air fryer 2

GluWu,

Warez and their .txt readmes. They would do that ASCII art by hand.

GluWu,

I’ve seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it’s rad.

GluWu,

When does the meat become poop tho? Once it passes a certain point? Does it happen slowly, like it’s only 50% poop at a certain point?

GluWu,

These all illicit so many different forms of horny in me.

GluWu,

That doesn’t look bad?

GluWu,

I don’t think I could eat the whole thing like it’s pictured, but imagine cutting it into like sushi sized pieces. I would 100% eat a few.

But I’m incredibly lazy so in reality I just shove the various ingredients in my face hole.

GluWu,

Don’t worry guys, you can always fuck up even more.

GluWu,

I’ve had a beard ever since I could grow one. It hit me pretty hard when I turned 18, just boom, beard, and haven’t shaved it smooth since. I literally have no idea what I look like as an adult without a beard.

GluWu,

I mean the itching was horrible but I’ve shaved enough other parts to know that going in. I’m talking about the farts. A silent butthole is essential to my daily function.

GluWu, (edited )

One time I shaved my butthole. One time. Not making that mistake again. I cherish my ass hair now.

GluWu,

Just watch KingCobra, they’ve obviously figured something out. Normal humans cannot survive their lifestyle.

GluWu,

I can eat an entire pizza but it’s more sad and disgusting than cute.

GluWu,

2 entire pizzas? No wonder homie got the water.

I’m sad that’s it’s economically infeasible to be in a relationship.

GluWu,

I don’t

GluWu,

That’s the sound of some good salamander

1995 San Diego tank chase (lemmy.world)

In 1995, Shawn Nelson, a former Army tank commander drove into a National Guard armory and stole an M60A3 tank. He drove the tank out of the armory, and onto residential streets where he began crushing things in his path. He drove the tank onto a highway and was pursued by a number of San Diego Police Department cars....

GluWu,

Will someone draw the killdozer humping the tank on the freeway with cop cars in the background? Or am I going to have to spend more money to get that commissioned? I need this. Do ask why.

GluWu,

HELL YEAH BROTHER VOTE ME IN ON CERTIFIED. OR I’LL VOTE YOU IN OF YOUR CERTIFIED. WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT AND STAY IN THE FORKLIFT ARRROOO

GluWu,

THE_PACK IS SOMEWHERE ON LEMMY BROTHER. SORRY I COULDN’T TELL YOU HOW TO FIND IT, MY DIAL-UP IS NOT CRANKING MY HOG. IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE PACK, THE PACK WIL FILL FIND YOU ARRRROOOOOOO

GluWu, (edited )

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GluWu,

Cuz at night gravity of the moon pushes the sun out of the sky.

GluWu,

It would be like a centaur with the upper half of the dog including arms attached where the neck goes?

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