GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee

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GluWu,

I’m well aware of how far out has come, I was a second batch pre-order for the steamdeck. And yes, just in the time it’s been out, Linux gaming has come sooo far. For me, all of my games don’t run seamlessly and as well, some do still just shit themselves, so I still keep a win10 boot drive for gaming. Once major support for win10 ends I think Linux gaming will be even better and my gaming will finally be all Linux.

GluWu, (edited )

One time I shaved my butthole. One time. Not making that mistake again. I cherish my ass hair now.

GluWu,

I mean the itching was horrible but I’ve shaved enough other parts to know that going in. I’m talking about the farts. A silent butthole is essential to my daily function.

GluWu, (edited )

When I went into college I thought everyone had just finished precalc and was going into Calc 1. Nope. Literally half the freshman went into algebra as their first college math class. I know it’s only gotten worse. A huge portion of high-school graduates not going to college can’t do trig, they can’t do long division, they can’t even multiply two 2 digit numbers. I just saw a tik tok about people trying to do 51*51 and the majority couldn’t.

GluWu,

Me except shitpost

GluWu,

I’ve had a beard ever since I could grow one. It hit me pretty hard when I turned 18, just boom, beard, and haven’t shaved it smooth since. I literally have no idea what I look like as an adult without a beard.

GluWu,

I’ve put a lot of work into building this reputation of instability, I can’t start fixing myself now.

GluWu,

Just watch KingCobra, they’ve obviously figured something out. Normal humans cannot survive their lifestyle.

GluWu,

Yall go into public spaces?

GluWu,

When does the meat become poop tho? Once it passes a certain point? Does it happen slowly, like it’s only 50% poop at a certain point?

GluWu,

Air fryer 2

GluWu,

If I’m not supposed to eat the yellow, why did they call it cake? Yellow death might have discouraged me, but now I have an entire life of yellow cake propaganda that forces me to eat it.

GluWu,

I don’t

GluWu,

That’s the sound of some good salamander

GluWu,

I don’t think I could eat the whole thing like it’s pictured, but imagine cutting it into like sushi sized pieces. I would 100% eat a few.

But I’m incredibly lazy so in reality I just shove the various ingredients in my face hole.

GluWu,

I can eat an entire pizza but it’s more sad and disgusting than cute.

1995 San Diego tank chase (lemmy.world)

In 1995, Shawn Nelson, a former Army tank commander drove into a National Guard armory and stole an M60A3 tank. He drove the tank out of the armory, and onto residential streets where he began crushing things in his path. He drove the tank onto a highway and was pursued by a number of San Diego Police Department cars....

GluWu,

Will someone draw the killdozer humping the tank on the freeway with cop cars in the background? Or am I going to have to spend more money to get that commissioned? I need this. Do ask why.

GluWu, (edited )

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GluWu,

These all illicit so many different forms of horny in me.

GluWu,

About what?

GluWu,

THE_PACK IS SOMEWHERE ON LEMMY BROTHER. SORRY I COULDN’T TELL YOU HOW TO FIND IT, MY DIAL-UP IS NOT CRANKING MY HOG. IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE PACK, THE PACK WIL FILL FIND YOU ARRRROOOOOOO

GluWu,

It would be like a centaur with the upper half of the dog including arms attached where the neck goes?

GluWu,

Don’t worry guys, you can always fuck up even more.

GluWu,

I’ve seen a lot of young kids with bowl cuts, mullets, like whatever the goofiest 80-90s hair cuts. They dig that shit, it’s rad.

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