GluWu

@GluWu@lemm.ee

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GluWu,

I’m shitposting in 4 dimensions

GluWu,

That moment when you hear the fans slowing down, realize they shouldn’t have been running high, and you have no idea how long they were. I’m hardware, not software, so I just assume my robot master has artificial constipation.

GluWu,

Now we just have to cuddle until the statue of limitations is up.

GluWu,

Is VR in subnautica an actual way to play or just a once in a while gimmick. I’ve had it in my library since back when it was beta and have never played more than a few minutes. Installed it since it does VR through steamlink but haven’t played yet.

GluWu,

Child 🤓 labor 💯 laws 💀

GluWu,

Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.

GluWu,

I want it in my mouth uwu

GluWu,

No. That’d be like having your family owned restaurant cook Mr Beast burgers.

GluWu,

50 is still too young. Endless scrolling should only be for old people who literally can’t do anything. Kids need to do physically stimulating things like playing outside, adults need to do mentally stimulating things like playing video games. Old people don’t need to do anything, they can veg out to short form.

GluWu,

I’m a modern, communizing femboys with my weapons of ass destruction. You will participate in my harem, or the others will do with you as they wish.

GluWu, (edited )

When I went into college I thought everyone had just finished precalc and was going into Calc 1. Nope. Literally half the freshman went into algebra as their first college math class. I know it’s only gotten worse. A huge portion of high-school graduates not going to college can’t do trig, they can’t do long division, they can’t even multiply two 2 digit numbers. I just saw a tik tok about people trying to do 51*51 and the majority couldn’t.

GluWu,

I’m gonna find my g spot, because there’s only so many places I can look.

GluWu,

If I’m not supposed to eat the yellow, why did they call it cake? Yellow death might have discouraged me, but now I have an entire life of yellow cake propaganda that forces me to eat it.

GluWu,

Yall go into public spaces?

GluWu,

That’s the sound of some good salamander

GluWu,

That doesn’t look bad?

GluWu, (edited )

One time I shaved my butthole. One time. Not making that mistake again. I cherish my ass hair now.

GluWu,

I can eat an entire pizza but it’s more sad and disgusting than cute.

GluWu,

2 entire pizzas? No wonder homie got the water.

I’m sad that’s it’s economically infeasible to be in a relationship.

1995 San Diego tank chase (lemmy.world)

In 1995, Shawn Nelson, a former Army tank commander drove into a National Guard armory and stole an M60A3 tank. He drove the tank out of the armory, and onto residential streets where he began crushing things in his path. He drove the tank onto a highway and was pursued by a number of San Diego Police Department cars....

GluWu,

Will someone draw the killdozer humping the tank on the freeway with cop cars in the background? Or am I going to have to spend more money to get that commissioned? I need this. Do ask why.

GluWu,

Air fryer 2

GluWu, (edited )

Die Antwoord

GluWu,

Cuz at night gravity of the moon pushes the sun out of the sky.

GluWu,

Warez and their .txt readmes. They would do that ASCII art by hand.

GluWu,

HELL YEAH BROTHER VOTE ME IN ON CERTIFIED. OR I’LL VOTE YOU IN OF YOUR CERTIFIED. WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT AND STAY IN THE FORKLIFT ARRROOO

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