Gork

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Gork,

Let’s go one step further and build a monitor orb with a chair in the center.

Gork,

This is the way.

Gork,

It can also be a reference to the A-10 close air support fighter, whose main gun is notable for emitting a very loud brrrrrrrt sound.

Gork,

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

Gork,

As a bisexual Makita dad, this describes me well.

Gork,

Is it time to rip and tear?

Gork,

It’s because the movie is entirely about people of color (blue)

Gork,

This is why I change mine to something difficult to comprehend yet still legible.

Something like:

“FOURWORDSALLLOWERCASE”, one word, all uppercase.

Gork,

I would constantly be turning my head, even though I wouldn’t need to, if my monitor were rotated at a weird angle like that.

Gork,

It’s Lesbian day and Joe Biden gonna give it to you

Gork,

Reverse the image so that the sad part comes first, and you end with it being mmm tasty.

Gork,

This is awesome lol

Gork,

“Many have tried to grab my hair in battle. All have failed.”

Gork,

All I see are math symbols.

Gork,

Dino shaped nuggets are the best kind of nuggets. And I’m an adult.

Gork,

I like the 2006 icon. The round metal mesh can with the classic recycling icon speaks to the utilitarian in me.

Gork,

I usually use my thumb and index finger, not my thumb and middle finger, to do this gesture.

Gork,

It is played so much that it is little wonder people have declared War on Christmas.

Gork,

This is what sounding feels like. I think.

Gork,

If you wouldn’t download a car, you wouldn’t download RAM.

Gork, (edited )

This is the reason I don’t like materialization/dematerialization transporters. Not only do they have the risk of coordinate failure like in the meme, but also:

  1. The person on the other side isn’t guaranteed to be the same person when rematerialized. There’s the ontological argument that when you’re dematerialized, you die as your physical form is eliminated and that the person appearing on the other side is merely a clone of you, but not you.
  2. Alien interference or environmental contamination can mess up the person on rematerialization. Even small changes can alter the delicate brain chemistry we meatbags have.
  3. Being stuck in the ship’s memory buffer while it verifies an open teleporter slot can’t be very fun or comfortable.

This is why I only support non-dematerializing wormhole based travel where spacetime itself opens for you to enter. Less chance of mistakes.

Gork,

Are denim jeans applied anywhere here?

Gork,

It’s how I figured out Henry Kissinger died, so it can’t be all that bad.

Gork,

Basket solution. Other than the items that must be hung up to prevent excessive wrinkling, just lay out a number of laundry baskets that are separated by category (person X’s shirts, person Y’s pants, person Z’s unmentionables), located about waist high for convenience.

Chuck the cleaned, dry items into each sorted bin. Congratulations, you’re done.

Takes a few seconds to find a specific article of clothing later but saves hours in folding and putting away.

Gork,

Ooh I look forward to being spied on by my own personally assigned company AI!

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