Gork

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Gork,

Time to merge both Linus branches together into a Linus Hivemind.

Gork,

Are you truly an American if you don’t own one of these for the express purposes of turning it on its side and grilling steaks on it?

Gork,

To the chagrin of parents who endure Cocomelon or Caillou rerun marathons.

Gork,

You gotta do what you gotta do for $20.

Gork,

reads this while munching on ramen at work

Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

Gork,

The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

Gork,

Isn’t that sacrilege on this instance? lol

Gork,

Come to think of it, all of my history / social science folders were yellow.

It weird how nature do that.

Gork,

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Gork,

“Don’t Hump”

Me: 😔

Gork,

It wouldn’t be my proudest fap.

Gork,

Not to mention unexpected currents that can either smack you against nearby rocks or sweep you further downward in an uncontrolled manner.

Gork,

A good article about this story is here.

Gork,

The word cranny sounds crass and vulgar.

I like it though lol

Gork,

They have those cool blue plastic trays with rubber mats that you put your money in though. And they’re everywhere.

Gork,

The solution is for everyone to be exactly the same size so clothing is interchangeable!

Gork,

I tell you hwat

Gork,

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

Gork,

claps

Bravo

Gork,

Thank you for sharing this. It will be a true Internet treasure for generations to come.

Gork,

Car companies can already remotely disable vehicle functionality if payments aren’t made on time (disabling heated seats comes to mind). It isn’t beyond the realm of possibility for a self driving truck to repossess itself to the nearest facility.

This is an absolutely bonkers idea though. What if there is a child inside when the vehicle decides to repo itself?

Gork,

Hmmm so you have GNU/Linux, GNU+Linux, and GNU\Linux. Do you just have Linux?

Gork,

Where does Archbishop Tutu fit in within the Saint IGNUcious religious hierarchy?

Gork,

I remember being endlessly entertained by the rotating cube animation between workspaces in the old Beryl implementation.

I told my wife, “but does your Windows do this?” Followed by rotating the cube. She was like, “I don’t care.” And that was that.

I shall tell this story to my grandkids.

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