Gork

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Gork,

Thank you for sharing this. It will be a true Internet treasure for generations to come.

Gork,

It’s how I figured out Henry Kissinger died, so it can’t be all that bad.

Gork,

Best to be prepared for the War on Christmas.

Gork,

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

Gork,

Time to merge both Linus branches together into a Linus Hivemind.

Gork,

To the chagrin of parents who endure Cocomelon or Caillou rerun marathons.

Gork,

An effective HVAC system makes this a non-issue. It isn’t like the air is stagnant, the air handler keeps air moving.

Gork,

They have those cool blue plastic trays with rubber mats that you put your money in though. And they’re everywhere.

Gork,

Not to mention unexpected currents that can either smack you against nearby rocks or sweep you further downward in an uncontrolled manner.

Gork,

The word cranny sounds crass and vulgar.

I like it though lol

Gork,
Gork,

GLix

Gork,

Hmmm so you have GNU/Linux, GNU+Linux, and GNU\Linux. Do you just have Linux?

Gork,

You gotta do what you gotta do for $20.

Gork,

The solution is for everyone to be exactly the same size so clothing is interchangeable!

Gork,

Basket solution. Other than the items that must be hung up to prevent excessive wrinkling, just lay out a number of laundry baskets that are separated by category (person X’s shirts, person Y’s pants, person Z’s unmentionables), located about waist high for convenience.

Chuck the cleaned, dry items into each sorted bin. Congratulations, you’re done.

Takes a few seconds to find a specific article of clothing later but saves hours in folding and putting away.

Gork,

Are you truly an American if you don’t own one of these for the express purposes of turning it on its side and grilling steaks on it?

Gork,

Easy for you to say. I struggle with this.

Gork,

I’m a night owl and even early morning acclimatization hasn’t helped.

There were a few months that I had to do 12.5 hour shift work where I had to be at work at 5:30 AM and I was miserable the entire time. It’s hard to adjust when your natural cycle is like 10 am to 2 am.

Gork,

Ooh I look forward to being spied on by my own personally assigned company AI!

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