GreenMario

@GreenMario@lemm.ee

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GreenMario,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

GreenMario,

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My name is Mud Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis My name is Mud, it’s always been 'Cause I’m the most boring sonsabitch you’ve ever seen I dress in blue, yes, navy blue from head to toe I’m rather drab, except my patent shoesI make 'em shine, well, most the time ‘Cept today, my feet are troddin’ on by this friend of mine Six foot two, and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is Mud

GreenMario,

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Really? Why does it look like Kirk transported him directly from a retro-Disco hall in TMP? 🤔

GreenMario, (edited )

Riker: Captain, you think after saving a planet we could get an hour or two of shore leave?

Troi: More like 5 minutes

Q:

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GreenMario,

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GreenMario,

Catbox.moe seems to be down if the image isn’t loading. It’s just Dr. crusher and ghosts again you ain’t missed much.

GreenMario,

Want.

GreenMario,

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I say, my dear doppelganger, that the dabo tables are a tax upon those whom lack a talent in arithmetic.

GreenMario,

Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That’s why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.

How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?

GreenMario,

Yeah it’s called a church lol

GreenMario,

You can only optimize 4K textures so much that they drop right back to “FHD” or sub HD quality. 4K is big.

GreenMario,

I just realized the meme said “believe” and not “delete” cuz I’m half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets

GreenMario,

I sacrifice C:\Windows\System32 to you, old noodly one! 🗑️ Bless me with the computing power to pwn my enemies in CS2, see them driven before me on Twitch, and hear the Lamentations of their simps.

GreenMario,

The solution is to burn down all homes so nobody has a place to live. A sorta “if I can’t have THING no one will”.

In Minecraft, of course 😉

GreenMario,

Ah shit, Columbo X Star Trek is totally up my alley. Nimoy and Shatner also was on Columbo and we’re great episodes too.

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GreenMario,

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GreenMario,

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GreenMario,

Picard Season 3 is dope.

GreenMario,

Toss his ass into the replicator recycling bin.

GreenMario,

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GreenMario,

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YOUR COMPUTER PIECES ARE NOW OUR COMPUTER PIECES

GreenMario,

👀 oh shit yeah and they all say “My Computer” lol

GreenMario,

The dark times

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