HawlSera

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HawlSera,

Can I has an afterlife?

HawlSera,

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HawlSera, (edited )

If aliens showed up and beamed a bunch of food and diapers into the hood. There is a large portion of humanity that would get mad at the aliens for helping black people, instead of being happy that aliens helped anyone at all

HawlSera,

When do we admit that maybe Dark Matter just doesn’t exist?

HawlSera,

Yeah but where is the short term ego boost in that? He needs his dopamine NOW!

HawlSera,

I mean at this point, dark matter just seems like reaching at this point. Might as well be a neurologist searching for the human soul.

HawlSera,

No we don’t

HawlSera,

Yes but at the same time we used to have all the evidence in the world indicate that planet Vulcan was just behind the sun, and then it turned out that no it wasn’t. If Dark Matter can’t be found no matter what experiment we do. Then maybe we are mistaken about its existence

HawlSera,

The trick is you put them in duress so they use their one wish to get out of duress

It’s how you save the world from Emperor Bob Roberts taking command and demanding all the dildos or whatever

HawlSera,

Didn’t know that was a thing

HawlSera,

At least they revived her in one of the movies

HawlSera, (edited )

Sadly it is the old assumption that rape is just “One of those things that happens to women, like periods.”

It’s getting better now, more editors are catching it (Laura Croft was supposed to be a “innocent flower” at one point who only became badass because she got raped… this was not only removed from the final game but the person was fired)

But… the idea of rape as a “Female Problem like broken finger nails and not being able to go to the mall” is definitely a major sign that the writing you are looking at is from the 90s when they want edge and they want women, but no idea how to do both.

I’ve even done it once and I’m not even a man… and even then it was in something meant to be sleazy with a B grade horror vibe and as an homage to I Spit On Your Grave

HawlSera,

It was a weird time for women in media… we were being written for the first time as something other than a housewife… but most writers are men and have no idea how to do that.

So there was this idea early on that a housewife is “Normal” and any deviation is an oddity that needs to be explained.

In media for adults this tended to be rape in media for kids it was more subtle…

You had the “Dumbass In Distress” character, an evolution of the damsel where she is competant and badass in the first two acts but once we get to the third… “Time to forget everything I know about common sense and fighting prowress so that someone with a penis can save me!”

A great example of this is Sonya Blade in the 95 Mortal Kombat flick. Throughout most of it she is a badass hypercompetent take no prisoners character who even kills her rival Kano… something she keeps trying to do and failing in the games.

But in the third act? Nope fuck that. Shang Tsung kidnaps her and takes her to Outworld so that Earthrealm will be tempted to give up to save her… even though she’s supposed to be just as good of a fighter as Johnny Cage…

This isn’t even something you can blame on the games as Sonya only had the damsel role once, and it was in MK2 where not only was Kano also in the exact same predicament, but we got Mileena and Kitana neither of whom are damsels. Heck Mileena is even a rare example of a female villain that DOESN’T wind up joining the good guys (Until the most recent reboot, but basically everyone did a Heel Face Turn in that so it really isn’t misogyny)

HawlSera,

Fucking tankies

HawlSera,

There’s just no talking to them, they will actively search for something you said to be mad about.

HawlSera,

And that’s why I regularly rewatch Donkey Kong Country

Mother fucker, Teletoon going to drop season 3 any day now

HawlSera,

Anyone else remember Dexter’s Lab getting a new season that was basically just a prototype for the even worse Johnny Test?

HawlSera,

Why can’t we have this with Canada and Mexico?

Which YouTuber's voice can lull you to sleep?

I’ve exhausted things I can sleep to on Netflix, and it’s literally impossible to sleep to things on Prime (so I barely watch anything there; it’s not worth falling asleep to something I like, since I might be punished for it), so I’ve started putting on YouTube in the evenings since it won’t wake me with silence at...

HawlSera,

Unfortunately America is way too concerned with decorum in order to actually follow the rule of law. There is this idea that if we just simply pretend that everything is fine and that are enemies simply have different ideas instead of actively Desiring our debts, that everything will work itself out in the end.

If we had a functioning government that actually gave a shit about criminal justice and stamping out corruption, they would have slapped the cuffs on Donald Trump on January 6th, and his public hanging would have been a ratings extravaganza.

I am not advocating for violence against Donald trump, I merely stating that our constitution says that if a president refuses to give up power or behaves in a treasonous manner, hanging is how you deal with that.

HawlSera,

If the president could pardon state level crimes, I could see Joe Biden pardoning Donald Trump in order to “let the nation heal”

And Trump would thank him by calling him “No Go Joe” and demanding that second amendment people do something about him.

HawlSera,

All I know about the Halo show is that it ignores the entirety of the Halo lore in order to basically try to be a note for note rip off of the Mandalorian. But the fact that it has sex scenes bothers me, I mean isn’t it cannon that the Spartan project killed Master Chiefs libido and therefore he is effectively asexual?

HawlSera,

The people who “Fucking love science” are just another flavor of anti Intellectual

Probably the saddest kind. The ones in denial

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