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Earth’s just gotta drink more if its stream is weak. I mean that’s what I do

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Mr. Scott, beam the Sasquatch off the nacelle and directly into my quarters.

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Leaping from tooth to tooth! As they drill out the rotten mouths of Ty’gokor!

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Biblically accurate catgirl sounds like a wonderful Halloween costume. I’ma start working on it now.

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Isn’t it Picard Day on the ship? Those are pips they stole offa their parents’ uniforms so they could wear them to show subservience.

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“science” doesn’t take every body, and I’ve outlived two of the three doctors who want to experiment on my corpse (much to their chagrin).

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I just want them to play “it’s raining men” as they scatter my ashes. Because, well…

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I had surgery what required catheterization a few times. Last time, the catheter bubble failed to deflate properly. It was… Unpleasant. Got stuck. Thanks for the nostalgia!

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No you’re supposed to take all the cheese and make little cheese angels on the floor while they grate it around you

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The 90s were wild.

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We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

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So there’s this amazing Chinese deli in San Francisco. We eat there like twice a year and every time we say we need to eat there more. It’s not like we forget, it’s just that we’re busy. They were our main course Thursday. And then leftovers until yesterday. Godsdamn amazing char siu pork. Best I’ve ever had. I gotta order their bacon and their ribs next time.

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If the server asks you a clarifying question, you should be happy that they care enough to get it right

I’m delighted when my server asks questions. It means they’re engaging their brains. I’ve got an unusual food allergy that’s usually pretty easy to work around in the kitchen. If it’s at a restaurant I’m not a regular at (the unusual allergy makes me pretty memorable so I get to be a regular pretty fast), if they ask me something before I inquire about their process I know I’m somewhere that’ll keep me safe. It’s one of those indicators.

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