IHaveTwoCows

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IHaveTwoCows,

Meanwhile, look around and see your peers and colleagues standing up to defend the free speech rights of the fascists that are crushing you.

IHaveTwoCows,

Waaaah waaaah guns are for meanies waaaah

IHaveTwoCows,

That, and arm the fuck up goddammit

IHaveTwoCows,

Nobody does. I dont think you understand the concept.

IHaveTwoCows,

The story of how Virginia Slims became the #1 cigarette for women is the story of pure, psychological sneaky evil.

IHaveTwoCows,

You do not understand the assignment

IHaveTwoCows,

For some reason Hollywood thinks we need sex scenes even though some of the greatest films of all time have none, especially in the sci-fi/horror genre… Alien, The Thing, Event Horizon, E.T., Predator, all of the MCU, etc

IHaveTwoCows,

“OOOOOH! AAAAAH!”

ragtime piano intensifies

IHaveTwoCows,

Maybe now Guillermo DelToro can make “In The Mountains Of Madness”, his dream oroject which kept getting rejected because “there is no love interest in the story”. FUCK HOLLYWOOD.

Meanwhile, younger generations are getting all kinds of ass without any psychotic inhibitions so a sex scene just looks stupid to them, and has nothing to do with the story.

IHaveTwoCows,

Incels have always existed; they simply have a bullhorn now.

IHaveTwoCows,

Holy shit you know Sandra too??!

Man, its a small world!!

IHaveTwoCows,

Don’t have a quip for you, just wanted to say that I absolutely LOVE anesthesia!!

IHaveTwoCows,

Fun Fact: it’s because of US CAFE standards imposed on auto makers. It’s not that people don’t want small and mid-sized trucks; it’s that it has been illegal to make them since 2012, the last year of the actual Ford Ranger.

IHaveTwoCows,

Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) - NHTSA www.nhtsa.gov/…/corporate-average-fuel-economy

IHaveTwoCows,

That’s awesome

IHaveTwoCows, (edited )

Small and midsize trucks like the HiLux, S-10, and Ranger are illegal to build in the US due to CAFE standards.

And that PISSES ME OFF

IHaveTwoCows,

The US won’t help; we’re run by radicalized fascists also.

IHaveTwoCows,

I got cooked while snow skiing once that way

IHaveTwoCows,

If this shit wakes Cthulhu or any of the shaggoths imma be pissed

IHaveTwoCows,

To distinguish between frozen and unfrozen water

IHaveTwoCows,

This keeps getting proven over and over and yet well still let media amplify fascist fuckwits who say everyone is a lazy goddamn welfare queen

IHaveTwoCows,

You can’t have just one

IHaveTwoCows,

You are correct. Intelligent dog owners would agree with you. Shitty dog owners take offense.

IHaveTwoCows,

The problem is that humans bred the brains right out of them. A dog can learn words and a few tricks but will still bark angrily at a leaf and eat it’s own shit.

I love dogs as long as they’re someone else’s …but there are very few I have met who were well-behaved.

IHaveTwoCows,

CATS EAT MEAT EXCLUSIVELY

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