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ImplyingImplications,

It comes from a Facebook meme page called “The Ghost of Ol Dale Earnhardt”. The creator said he was frustrated with alt-right people posting fake quotes on pictures of Southerners that made them seem like facists, so he decided to post fake quotes on a Southerner that make him seem like a communist.

I find it weird, but Americans love claiming that dead people support their cause. Like how Martin Luther King is both a progressive and conservative icon depending on who you ask. Same with the founding fathers.

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Ah, 1928. I wonder if they ever figured out why boys are so retarded.

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Absolutely! It’s called “masking” and its incredibly common for people who aren’t neurotypical because they’ll be bullied otherwise.

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Great, another good job taken by robots!

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“You are very warm. I’ll eat you last”

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Fun fact: In Japan you say your hobby is sleeping instead of saying you don’t have a hobby

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Why pay for video games when

  1. Lots of free video games exist, and
  2. The paid video games can be pirated

The answers are;

  1. The free games and the paid games are not identical. There are differences between Genshin Impact and Breath of the Wild. However, both games are great, and both have their own userbase.
  2. If the game price is reasonable, it is more convenient to buy the game than pirate it.

You can swap video games with literally any digital product, including porn.

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git good

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Red Bean Paste. It’s often sweetened and used as a filling in a lot of Japanese pastries and desserts.

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Norway’s wealth comes almost entirely from their nationalized oil production

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Tate specifically moved to Romania because of how corrupt their police and judicial system is. He only got arrested for bragging about it to an international audience.

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It feels like sucking a dick…from what I’ve heard, anyways.

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“This ice cream is amazing! You really should have ordered some.”

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Would you rather it be like that one Black Mirror episode?

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They’re breaking the laws of physics

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It’s funny to think that future people will have no idea what these jokes will mean, but we’ve translated 2000 year old Roman dick jokes. Future historians will just say the same of us as we do about the Romans. “They created amazing technology that shaped the world we live in today…and they were really horny.”

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Relevant xkcdhttps://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/25d6ed21-bc1e-4826-a20c-59723c6c862e.png

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https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/3b29dfcf-3cf3-46a1-82d3-fbbab297eee5.webm

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t-thanks

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Tell that to all the amateur porn creators! Lemmy is severely lacking content in that category unfortunately

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This is great for women who want more representation of their unique challenges and for men with a fetish.

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These all sound like insults I’d hear in a Monty Python sketch

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The reaction works with any liquid with dissolved C02. The Mentos are very rough and act as nucleation sites for C02 bubbles to form. Diet coke happens to have a lot of chemicals that act as foaming agents (aspartame), which creates a bigger reaction. Apparently this process has actually been studied by University physics professors!

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My ex is fat now too. Now I know why she would always ask me “Would you still love me if I was fat?”

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Technically it’s bigotry since it’s Indians hating other Indians, but yes, India has a lot of problems and those in power mostly ignore them.

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