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JWBananas, (edited ) to risa in Researchers predict that eventually all memes will be Trek.
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JWBananas, to risa in At Risa, the pastabilities are endless.
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And it better have maple syrup!

JWBananas, to asklemmy in Spotify Wrapped 2023 - what 0.05% are you in over how many monthly listeners?
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JWBananas, to risa in Every freaking time. Shaxs in shambles.
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JWBananas, to risa in Because You have a choice in personal lubricants
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Yes

JWBananas, to risa in I never forget a face
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Anger is a secondary emotion.

JWBananas, to risa in That's what I thought
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His marriage is fine. It’s his own trauma that he’s running from. That’s why he spends his days fixing everything else and his nights playing dress-up and dolls.

JWBananas, to risa in ok, i give up. cmon, ur mom is going to be back soon.
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JWBananas, to upliftingnews in Henry Kissinger, America’s Most Notorious War Criminal, Dies At 100
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At least Bob Barker had the decency to get as close to 100 as possible without going over.

JWBananas, to risa in That time Kirk ate a Romulan Edible and told the Guardian of Forever to send him back to the 1968 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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Enjoy the lurking!

JWBananas, to risa in Protection
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Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

JWBananas, to risa in He's more of a pottery expert. But even he can see this.
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To get to the other side?

JWBananas, to risa in A brutal game
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Rick. MF. Berman.

JWBananas, to risa in Time Travel
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The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is not fair

JWBananas, to risa in Listening to your uncle at Turkey Day dinner explain his new crazy conspiracy theory that he found on some random website:
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I was today years old when I finally realized that the fate of Boimler’s transporter clone was directly related to that particular conspiracy.

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