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Jakdracula, to lemmyshitpost in Yes it is!
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I’ll never forget that.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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Cardbordeaux?

Jakdracula, to upliftingnews in Henry Kissinger, America’s Most Notorious War Criminal, Dies At 100
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Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you’re not insane

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You’re like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here

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Jakdracula, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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Well, you only use a bit of the pasta water, it depends how much tomato sauce you’re making.

Pull out about a cup of the pasta water.
Dump the pasta. Don’t rinse the pasta, ever.

Now either slowly pour in a bit of the pasta water into the sauce, stir it, look at it, there should be a sheen. The pasta water makes the red sauce very silky.

Or, take a frying pan, turn the heat on. Add butter and olive oil. When the butter gets melted, dump diced veggies (or not) into the pan. Cook the vegetables to almost desired tenderness. Dump garlic in for no more than one minute.
Dump some pasta water in, just a little, and throw the pasta on top. Mix it up. After a short time, 15 seconds maybe, pour the red sauce on top of the spaghetti and veggies, stir.
After about a minute or so, add pasta water, just a bit. Stir. Taste. Is it shiny and silky? If not add a little more water. Repeat until it’s tasty.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in What has been the best thing that has happened to you so far?
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Religion is the worst thing to happen to humanity.

Jakdracula, to lemmyshitpost in Toilet without borders
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You mean the balloon knot?

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in After a lifetime against, I'm considering joining social media. Any advice?
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I turned off all social media almost 3 years ago. Reddit was the only thing that I subscribed to, and I got rid of that last June. I haven’t missed Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter or anything else for even one second. Don’t do it!

Jakdracula, to lemmyshitpost in Strange cameraman
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Nothing strange about it

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in What country are you using lemmy from?
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Denmark. Fyn.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in Do the right wing women in relationships with right wing guys think it's like a draco malfoy thing where they're a good guy underneath?
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Don’t worry, I’m down voting you, you racist Nazi fuck.

Jakdracula, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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No

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in What's a food you love, that isn't worth making from scratch?
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Can you share the recipe please?

Jakdracula, to memes in Fast casual
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That’s pretentious but I could deal with it better than a fucking egg.

Jakdracula, to asklemmy in What is the point of small instances?
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The small intestine is actually the longest segment of the gastrointestinal tract — the long, continuous pathway that food travels through your digestive system. In the small intestine, food is broken down into liquid and most of its nutrients are absorbed. The waste is passed on to the large intestine.

Jakdracula, to lemmyshitpost in Hey, the A.I said it not me.
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I want to live where she’s “average”

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