JizzmasterD

@JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca

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JizzmasterD,

I would also have accepted “bark side of the hund”

JizzmasterD,

Would you, could you on a boat?

JizzmasterD,

Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

/s

JizzmasterD,

Yummy!

JizzmasterD,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b3a6b205-0e72-4f0f-b4e6-c07050f3e0e9.jpeg

I never thought this homemade costume would be relevant again…

JizzmasterD,

Petting a small Nazi is confusing

JizzmasterD,

🥲

JizzmasterD,

It was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit

JizzmasterD, (edited )

Maybe it’s just like my mother

JizzmasterD,

Like the Japanese version of the North American “Gas Pedal”?

JizzmasterD,

If I learned anything from Mads Mikkelsen:

  1. Come clean on debts w/ Rihanna
  2. The answer to all life’s problems seem clearer through a layer of aspic
JizzmasterD,

An icon

JizzmasterD,

It will go away if you remove the labels from the sleeve and the stitch from the vent

JizzmasterD,

If this stickering is a crime than tie me up ans throw away the key!

JizzmasterD,

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

JizzmasterD,

8/10

JizzmasterD,

Men

JizzmasterD,

I’ve seen how this pooch balls, I wouldn’t fuck with their tax assessment. Fuckin’ D-men

JizzmasterD,

Toototabon!!!

JizzmasterD,

See the USA and Russia have more in common than they realize.

Russia puts the same on the front of a Lada Niva and send them out to the battlefield.

JizzmasterD,

I totally puked a litre of concentrated grape juice in that hot park in 1999.

Guess whose German wasn’t nearly as awesome as they thought it was…

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