JizzmasterD

@JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca

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JizzmasterD,

I totally puked a litre of concentrated grape juice in that hot park in 1999.

Guess whose German wasn’t nearly as awesome as they thought it was…

JizzmasterD,

8/10

JizzmasterD,

Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

/s

JizzmasterD,

An icon

JizzmasterD,

🥲

JizzmasterD,

It was all good until the parallel evolution of the orca circle pit

JizzmasterD,

Like the Japanese version of the North American “Gas Pedal”?

JizzmasterD,

Would you, could you on a boat?

JizzmasterD,

If I learned anything from Mads Mikkelsen:

  1. Come clean on debts w/ Rihanna
  2. The answer to all life’s problems seem clearer through a layer of aspic
JizzmasterD,

Men

JizzmasterD,

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

JizzmasterD,

Petting a small Nazi is confusing

JizzmasterD, (edited )

Maybe it’s just like my mother

JizzmasterD,

Yummy!

JizzmasterD,

I’ve seen how this pooch balls, I wouldn’t fuck with their tax assessment. Fuckin’ D-men

JizzmasterD,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/b3a6b205-0e72-4f0f-b4e6-c07050f3e0e9.jpeg

I never thought this homemade costume would be relevant again…

JizzmasterD,

I would also have accepted “bark side of the hund”

JizzmasterD,

See the USA and Russia have more in common than they realize.

Russia puts the same on the front of a Lada Niva and send them out to the battlefield.

JizzmasterD,

It will go away if you remove the labels from the sleeve and the stitch from the vent

JizzmasterD,

If this stickering is a crime than tie me up ans throw away the key!

JizzmasterD,

Toototabon!!!

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