When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (・_・;)
Rent is Robbery (lemmy.ml)
Plummeting interest rate (startrek.website)
I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you (lemmy.ca)
Guys/Gals it’s posted in the meme community, clearly this did not happen. The joke is funnier in the first person.
The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
AMEN!
Truly inspirational (lemmy.world)
Shitty deal (lemmy.world)