When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (・_・;)
Shitty deal (lemmy.world)
The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
AMEN!
Plummeting interest rate (startrek.website)
I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you (lemmy.ca)
Guys/Gals it’s posted in the meme community, clearly this did not happen. The joke is funnier in the first person.
Rent is Robbery (lemmy.ml)
Truly inspirational (lemmy.world)