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KingJalopy, to upliftingnews in Woman Buys Stranger’s Antique Wedding Photos at an Auction, Tracks Down 85-Year-Old Bride and Returns Pics
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“Returning these missing bridal photos has made me so happy,” Poindexter tells PEOPLE exclusively. "

Because fuck you if you heard it anywhere else, WE Brought you this happy story, not anyone else. She told us, EXCLUSIVELY!!!

KingJalopy, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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I’ll build you one for $495

KingJalopy, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in It's wednesday my dudes
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And give it a chance. It starts a bit slow but really is one the greatest shows ever. The second half of season 2 kind of sucks because David Lynch lost control of the show but the return which is on showtime is one the greatest pieces of media ever created.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Soap
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He told you, it’s yogurt.

KingJalopy, to memes in Forgetting your motto. One step at a time.
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That movie was great btw. My friends and I used to get stoned and watch it all the time. Of course back then all we had was a dvd player and like 3 movies.

KingJalopy, to memes in Yo Dawg, new Outlook just dropped
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In my day kids respected their elder memes… They regularly shitposted them and people were grateful for those crusty memes.

KingJalopy, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend
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Gottem

KingJalopy, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend
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OP seems alright

KingJalopy, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
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I was thinking the same thing. It’s probably higher quality ingredients than today’s shit. I grew up in the 80s and I distinctly remember food tasting better back then. Even shitty TV dinners.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Cant play monster hunter
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You might say the problem is too big to contain

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in What if
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Say it say it

KingJalopy, to foodporn in Cheeseburger soup!
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Thanks!

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What are your best Sleep tips and hacks?
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I usually put on one of darkness prevails compilation videos from YouTube. The dude is a prolific poster and has probably hundreds of five plus hour long videos which are just audio with a screenshot for the video. I don’t even particularly care about the spooky scary stories or creepypasta or whatever the hell it’s called, but something about that dude’s voice and the way he reads those stories just knocks me out. Although I can’t recommend it for everybody because it could end up giving you really fucked up dreams.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What are your ear buds cleaning rituals?
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I use a q-tip with a little bit of alcohol on it. Rub very carefully over the speaker part. I remove the flexible earpiece part and just rinse that out in the sink. I usually do it once a week because my ears get kind of waxy.

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