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KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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Not if you wrap it before you tap it

KingJalopy, (edited ) to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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Actually I’ve had a bad case of covid for like 4 days now and haven’t been able to breathe out of my nose. While not technically nose drugs, I took one of my wife’s Adderall and like magic I’m breathing through my nose again. Still feel terrible and can’t sleep now but I’m no longer a mouth breather. I couldn’t sleep last night because my mouth would dry out every 5 minutes so bad I’d have to take a drink of water every few minutes then pee.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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It’s that like “in, hold, out”?

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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This happened too a stray kitten I found years ago. She had gotten pregnant and this happened. We had to put her down.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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Like, “I don’t get it.”

KingJalopy, (edited ) to memes in They're still good
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Just pick 7-10 daily meals you intend to make on your own and buy only what it takes to make those things. I never throw food out, but only because I only buy what I know my family will eat. Then every 1-1 5 weeks I buy that again.

KingJalopy, to piracy in PC died. Trying the legal options.
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What is so difficult about just providing a decent service for a fair price?

Nothing. It’s just not profitable.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat"
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If done successfully she’ll never know

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Treat yourself
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I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don’t tell onions.

KingJalopy, to memes in title
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But for a potential loss of $0.25 they can suddenly self govern.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What is your best story when you were in a foreign country?
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We usually just say school appropriate or not

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
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I’m 41. I’ve been active on the Internet since 1994, and will continue to be until I’m dead or the Internet dies. Roll of the dice as to which will happen first I guess.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
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They started MDMA at the age of 15

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion
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Hot take right here

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