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KingJalopy, to memes in So Cute
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Plus it’s a blind fucking cat named peepers… Like what the fuck?

KingJalopy, to memes in Mandela Affect
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That effect doesn’t affect me.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Soap
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He told you, it’s yogurt.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
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They started MDMA at the age of 15

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in Treat yourself
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I imagined the fuck out of 3 perfect onions, but then I imagined 3 perfect tomatoes. Please don’t tell onions.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in No nut November is finally over but...
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God damn it I’m going to bed

KingJalopy, to memes in Put me in the trash can at the park.
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The last thing I do for them will be to pull the plug most likely. After they dead it’s whatever.

KingJalopy, to asklemmy in What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
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Like, “I don’t get it.”

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in subs > dubs
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I prefer absolute silence and all you noise junkies make me sick!

KingJalopy, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
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I was thinking the same thing. It’s probably higher quality ingredients than today’s shit. I grew up in the 80s and I distinctly remember food tasting better back then. Even shitty TV dinners.

KingJalopy, to lemmyshitpost in The logic is absolutely without flaw
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Then who the fuck forgets to charge it every 28 days?

KingJalopy, (edited ) to memes in Too good to be true
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God damn I can’t believe I’ve never thought of it that way. Here in about 4 hours and 15 minutes my time I’m going to wake up and celebrate you friend.

KingJalopy, to memes in When will that bastard die?
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Good news!

KingJalopy, to piracy in If anybody in the USA is interested in a region-free blu-ray player
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No not at all lol, I just figured you missed it. I try to be helpful not angry :) I see what you mean though, I have no idea where to get the media unfortunately.

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