KnowledgeableNip

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KnowledgeableNip,

The parks or your own home. I don’t normally go into the middle of a highway interchange for solitude.

KnowledgeableNip,

But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

KnowledgeableNip,

Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.

KnowledgeableNip,

Again?

KnowledgeableNip,

Double tap couldn’t hurt

KnowledgeableNip,

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

KnowledgeableNip,

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

KnowledgeableNip,

The trick is to bring in whatever busted piece you have and find the exact match. Nobody’s gonna think you’re shoplifting rusted garbage and usually you can knock out your purchase in just one trip.

If your project/fix is too complicated to bring in the busted piece, may God have mercy on your soul.

KnowledgeableNip,

“If two men or two women can form a household based on an equal separation of responsibilities and reliance on one another, how am I gonna convince my wife God wants her to do the dishes while I drink beer and yell?”

KnowledgeableNip, (edited )

Left to right moving down:

Carmy, main character from The Bear.

Eddie, Side character from Stranger Things Season 3.

Legolas from Lord of the Rings.

Jack Black from the School of Rock.

Markiplier, YouTube personality.

Geralt from The Witcher.

Joel from The Last Of Us.

KnowledgeableNip,

“Hey how’s it going- oh it’s a photo of your asshole.”

KnowledgeableNip,

“I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!”

‘… talk to them about it?’

“oh, right.”

Roll credits

KnowledgeableNip,

You’re not wrong, I’m really behind on vacuuming.

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